It’s a hard life being a [ Scottish accent ] trrraittooorrr . You’ve got to have a killer instinct, since you’re, y’know, killing someone every night. You’ve got to be good at lying, you’ve got to be fearsome at the roundtable, and you’ve got to be entertaining enough to carry a full third of the show.
The cast of the upcoming third season of The Traitors has a lot to live up to — especially the new traitors. Last season , Phaedra , Dan , and Parvati did a bang-up job of being dastardly and entertaining. How can you beat “Lord! Not Ekin Su?” But there are some gems among this crew, and we’ve got some predictions that are also hopes and dreams.
Who will be the contenders? Let’s make some bets. The biggest community on a typical Traitors season is the Bravo cohort. Based on Phaedra’s success last year , you’d think they’d bring in someone from Bravo to play like her, but nobody really stands out as both wily enough and a big enough personality.
RHONY ’s Dorinda’s got the personality down, but she’d get drunk and blab. Dubai Housewife Chanel Ayan could be fun, but you know they mostly cast her so we could watch her get flustered when they pour bugs on her head. It would probably be too big a swing to go with Vanderpump Rules’ s Tom Sandoval, since nobody likes watching him in the first place.
Nobody ever voted “Miss Congeniality” should be a traitor, so that exempts RHONJ ’s Dolores Catania, and RHOP ’s Robyn Dixon doesn’t know how.
