Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. Although Twitter has rebranded to X , the humor lives on. Every week, we round up the most hilarious quips from parents on the social media platform to spread the joy.
Scroll down to read the latest batch, and follow @HuffPostParents for more! APPARENTLY when you’re playing the floor is lava with your child it is bad form to lay down on the floor and allow the lava to consume you. I know this now My daughter got a label maker from a relative for Christmas and it is truly the gift that keeps on giving. Not sure what I'm going to do when she actually learns to spell properly.
pic.twitter.com/a0MlWUXFdA 9yo: Do you prefer chocolate or vanilla? Me: Depends on the day 9yo: Let’s say it’s a Tuesday for maybe the last month my son has been asking for “pop pop”.
every meal/snack he asks for pop pop. no idea what it was — tried popcorn, pasta, cereal. none of them pop pop.
last night he found a pomegranate. we were like “is this pop pop?” and he made a sound of total triumph Me: 1yo's little baby legs are so chonky and sweet. I want to eat them.
3yo: Mommy, NO. We do NOT EAT PEOPLE. My 5yo was trying to convince me to do something and said “if you don’t do it I’m gonna go to my room and go to sleep!” Not the threat she thought it was 11: wanna hear my duck call sound I can make? me: yeah! 11: [cups his hands in the shape of making a duck call sound, releases two fingers in the .
