Marriage is full of highs, lows and a whole bunch of ordinary moments in between. Somehow the married people on X, formerly known as Twitter, continue to find humor in the minutiae of wedded life. Every week, we round up the funniest marriage tweets on the platform.
Read on for 20 relatable ones that will have you laughing in agreement. 1 Marriage is mumbling “what’d he say” and the other replying “I have no idea” because you’re both on your phones instead of watching the show that’s on — That Mom Tho (@mom_tho) July 1, 2024 2 I just told my husband I found a giant active wasp nest in our backyard and he said "I know! I saw that a few days ago!" so we got to have a lecture about "see something, say something." — Eli McCann (@EliMcCann) June 25, 2024 3 How dare my husband not bring me a hot dog from the snack bar after I specifically told him I didn’t want anything to eat.
— Sweet Momissa (@sweetmomissa) June 30, 2024 Advertisement 4 Hi, I’m Laura. It’s been 15 years since I’ve known my husband and I have no idea what his mobile number is. — Late to the party Laura (@ericamorecambe) June 26, 2024 5 Sorry can't, setting up a decoy thermostat so my in-laws don't mess with the real one during their visit — meghan (@deloisivete) June 27, 2024 6 There are 2 kinds of people, ones that assumes the worst traffic in driving history and leave 2 hours early and ones that think they can defy physics and leave just before they need to be there.
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