Marriage is full of highs, lows and a whole bunch of ordinary moments in between. Somehow the married people on X, formerly known as Twitter, continue to find humor in the minutiae of wedded life. Every week, we round up the funniest marriage tweets on the platform.
Read on for 20 relatable ones that will have you laughing in agreement. 1 “i have to tell you something but you can’t tell anyone” i am telling my husband i already started writing the text — erin chack (@ErinChack) June 13, 2024 2 Some heroes save people from burning buildings. I save people who are trapped in endless conversations with my husband.
— SpacedMom (@copymama) June 17, 2024 3 We are at an adult "pool party" and my husband put on his bathing suit before we came here and I tried to explain to him that no one was actually going to be swimming. Anyway, he is now in the pool by himself while everyone else is standing around the edges sipping cocktails. — Eli McCann (@EliMcCann) June 14, 2024 Advertisement 4 I asked my husband what he wanted for Father’s Day & he said silence & then we all laughed & laughed & the kids went back to breaking the sound barrier.
— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) June 16, 2024 5 The funniest Fathers Day thing I hear is from my wife, who said, “You can sleep in, if you want.” Babe, I’ve been waking up at 5 AM since I was in my twenties. I absolutely cannot sleep in, no matter what anyone wants.
— Adam (@YSylon) June 16, 2024 6 Sometimes I'll just throw .
