On the off chance that you’ve been locked in an air-conditioned room over the past couple of weeks or are, in order to live, required to wear some sort of Victor-Fries-esque cooling suit, allow me to break to you what will be some shocking news: It’s really hot outside. Like, really ..
. really hot. Pretty sure I spotted Satan in Walmart the other day picking up the last box fan.
Pure evil, that guy. Javascript is required for you to be able to read premium content. Please enable it in your browser settings.
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