What your neighbours' election sign tells you about the kind of delusional bastard they are 13th June 2024 ONE of the few good things about the election is finding out what type of bellend your neighbours are from the poster in their window or sign in their garden. Here’s how to judge them. Conservative A Tory sign in their window means they are old-fashioned, traditional bastards.
They’ll be confusing to live next door to, as they’ll bring round a pot of jam one day and report you to the council for your extension being three inches too high the next. They don’t like Rishi Sunak but still want him to win, because they believe that Angela Rayner will come round and personally give their house to immigrants if Labour get in. Labour These twats love to display their lefty credentials with a poster, and had a curling EU one in the window many years after 2016.
Now they’ve got a crisp new Labour one and have already been engaging you in tedious conversation about the how wonderful it will be when ‘Keir’ is prime minister. The poster fits in nicely with other dickish middle-class status symbols around their house and garden: a pizza oven, a Toyota Prius and a recycling box full to the brim with empty bottles of fair trade Malbec. Liberal Democrat A neighbour with a Lib Dem poster is the kind of bumbling bellend who will promise to water your garden and feed your cat while you’re away on holiday, then forget to do both.
They are optimistic to a fault and won’t com.
