What Biden REALLY wrote in his desperate letter begging Democrats not to fire him (...
at least, according to KENNEDY!) By Kennedy for Dailymail.com Published: 17:31 EDT, 9 July 2024 | Updated: 18:10 EDT, 9 July 2024 e-mail 72 shares 26 View comments Beleaguered President Biden's last gasp for power included a letter to Congressional Democrats on Monday, bullying his party's lawmakers into submission. 'I am firmly committed to staying in this race,' he scrawled.
But before you read Sleepy Joe's authentic tongue, here's my...
I mean the original draft: Deer Dems, I'm Jill Biden 's husband and she and Hunter have told me to write to you lyin dog-faced pony soldiers – as my friend John Wayne Gacy liked to say in that movie. Did you watch the debate? I'm not sure if I did. But you can't replace me because Barack says I'm not done yet.
And by God, man, I'm the goodest Senator eva – the Lord Almighty said so! I wouldn't be running again if I wossont the best qualified for the job. My record is impeachable: Beleaguered President Biden's last gasp for power included a letter to Congressional Democrats on Monday, bullying his party's lawmakers into submission. Every morning I put on my special shoes ready to kick Alley Cat Liar Trump in his fat orange face.
Then I nap or play with my dog. The Secret Service agents love it when he chases them around the South Lawn. To anyone who says I'm too old, I say: Watch Me (between the hours of 10am and 4pm).
But listen, folks, c'mon, no malar.
