People, it’s happened again. We’ve been served another scrumptious of relationship and at this point, these are a necessary of my internet food pyramid. Let’s get stuck into the latest one.
Purely judging by the caption on ‘s , you know it’s going to be a howler. “Are we crazy for these? #relationshiprules,” it reads. The video begins by visually informing us that the couple has been together for 2.
5 years, a caveat that feels like it’s been included to butter us up for the next four minutes of horror. Guess we’ll see. The first rule is that Lexi is allowed to accept drinks from other men in a bar, even if her boyfriend isn’t present.
Her justification for this one is that she’s “saving $13 to $15 (USD) depending on what bar I’m at”. Actually, this one’s alright TBH. There is a cost of living , people! A free drink’s a free drink.
Next one. The second is that her boyfriend, who works as a waiter, is permitted to turn on the charm in the hunt for bigger tips. “This has lead to a lot of [phone] numbers left on the receipt.
It’s getting excessive at this point”, she admits. Again, there is a cost of living crisis. Get that bread, you flirtatious hospo king.
The third one has truly thrown me and this is where my delulu senses began to ping. “He has a Snapchat streak with my best friend ..
. they’re literally besties.” Hmm.
Messaging every now and then? Absolutely. A Snapstreak? There’s just been too many cases of similar situations goi.
