Students learn nothing from school trip except Josh's mum well fit 13th June 2024 PUPILS on a school trip have come back with no new knowledge except that a classmate’s mum is a certified MILF. Parent volunteers were requested to help shepherd Year 8 students around a local clock museum, prompting Joshua Hudson’s mother Carolyn to join the worthy horology trip. Pupil Tom Booker said: “I definitely didn’t want to go to the stupid clock museum.
It’s boring and there’s nothing to ‘accidentally’ knock over or smash. Clocks are gay. “But when we were waiting for the bus, this gorgeous woman strolls up.
Tall, pretty, incredible tits – I thought she must have got lost on her way to an Instagram modelling job or something. “Finding out she was actually Josh’s mum was mental. All I could think was, ‘Wow, Josh’s dad must be loaded.
’ I thought some other things too but I won’t go into that. “All the lads were fighting over who got to be in her group for the walk round the museum. I’d definitely recognise a Victorian double-weight Vienna clock now, because she kept leaning in to look at one.
” Josh, who also went on the trip, has vowed never to let his mum chaperone another school event. He said: “It’s Scouts all over again. I can’t take it any more, even the male teachers were salivating over her.
I’ve told her she can only come to parents’ evening if she agrees to wear a bag over her head and body.” What your neighbours' election sign te.
