Rep. Jasmine Crockett is perhaps best known now for her false eyelashes, which Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene brought up in a tense hearing.
Crockett took the high road, though, dropping the "Crockett Clapback Collection" of swag, starting with T-shirts reading "Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Body." Crockett is far more than a fashion designer. During a confirmation hearing Wednesday, Crockett took the occasion to make note of all of her accomplishments: Rep.
Crockett ( @JasmineForUS ) uses a confirmation hearing to tout accomplishments: "I currently hold an honorary doctorate; I also hold a juris doctorate. I also hold a bachelor’s. I also technically hold the rank of lieutenant colonel in the Civil Air Patrol, and I actually.
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. and I actually practiced law for almost two decades, in addition to serving on various boards, in addition to being a prior state lawmaker." It's truly frightening that she practiced law.
Most of us are lucky to rack up even half as many near-achievements. https://t.co/qPtBe4xSZA How do you “technically hold” a military rank????? It's the "honorary doctorate" that impresses me the most.
Like Obama's Nobel Peace prize. “Do you know who I think I am?!” So basically she excelled at failing upward Some of the stupidest people I know hold those credentials; some of the smartest people I know hold none of those credentials. Stupid is as stupid does.
What’s your point? I tend to fall to the ground and tremble in the p.
