Wheeling out the ol’ Harry Kane List for another spin, because it once again might actually be our final chance. And for an added bonus semi-final hero Ollie Watkins is also (for now) a paid-up member of the best Premier League players to win absolutely f*** all club. Straightforward rules here.
It’s not just the big prizes – your Premier Leagues, your Champions Leagues, the World Cups of this...
world – we’re talking here about any trophy. Won a League One title when you were 17? Disqualified. A Turkish Cup? Barred.
Toulon glory with England younglings? You my friend are not welcome here. Be more Harry Kane . 10) Nick Pope Surprisingly slim pickings from a Newcastle squad full of quality but also players who have won nothing (yet) with their current club.
Alexander Isak has Pokal and Copa del Rey medals on his mantelpiece, and while we’re pleased for Anthony Gordon that he won the U21 Euros last summer, it does knacker us a bit here. But it’s been an injury-ruined season and another year potless for Nick Pope. You’d imagine Newcastle surely have to win something sooner or later, and fingers crossed Pope will be back fit and firing to enjoy it.
He’s 32 years old now and been on a marvellously circuitous route to Premier League and England acclaim having been released by Ipswich at 16 and then gone out on loan not once, not twice but eight times during his six years on Charlton’s books before a move to Burnley and an injury to Tom Heaton would change his li.
