Ethically culled chicken from the family coop with extra helpings of re-heated misery - and a blood diamond bracelet wrapped under the tree: It's Christmas at the Sussexes' (at least, according to KENNEDY!) By Kennedy for Dailymail.com Published: 17:32, 25 December 2023 | Updated: 22:08, 9 July 2024 e-mail 613 shares 916 View comments It's Christmas at the Sussexes'! As North Polian gusts slip and sigh their way to Montecito, little Archie and Lilibet's sustainable stockings are bursting at their hempen seams. The Duchess wakes later than usual - no early morning emails to staff today (it's their holiday too, she says empathetically).
A quick final check of the mailbox confirms a festive sadness: cards from Jay Z, Bey, the Beckhams and miscellaneous family members have indeed been lost in transit. The table is laid by Harry - weary from the hard past year he's had, notably publishing his ghost-written memoir in January. Turkey's out - instead it's ethically culled chicken from the couple's garden coop.
Place mats are replaced with excess copies of Meghan's best-selling picture book The Bench. (#Recycling hack!!) While side dishes of betrayal and woe are re-blended, reheated and served with extra helpings. (Bought from Palestinian-owned stores only).
House rules : Don't mention Spotify , Coronation or car chases. Auntie Oprah slides into the mix and - despite recent rumors of a cooling in relations - I'm happy to report she isn't seated out in the cold. It's Christmas at the S.
