If there is one thing that I know for sure, it is that there will be another Trolls movie despite Justin Timberlake’s arrest for a DUI . But if I know one other thing for sure, it is that Gael needs to dump that sad boyfriend of hers. He’s texting her about how he doesn’t feel like she’s giving him enough time now that she’s on charter and he’s, I don’t know, in Fort Lauderdale spending most of his days using the free WiFi at a Buffalo Wild Wings.
Who knows what he’s doing? He keeps saying she’s not making enough time for him, and she doesn’t try to make more time for him. She just says, “Sorry you feel that way.” Meanwhile, she’s still flirting up a storm with Nathan, a man with a severe condition called Noassatall.
Sadly, there is no medication for this condition, though nine out of 10 gay doctors would recommend living in a sixth-floor walk-up if he ever wants to see this condition improved. But, yes, we saw him in a pair of soaking-wet boxer briefs, and there wasn’t any butt. None.
Iain, in his South African flag Speedo, however, does not disappoint. It’s a small one, but it is an ass. Damn, Iain is fine.
He is corny and terrible at his job, but anyone manly enough to wear a tiny bathing suit on television is my kinda guy. Gael and Nathan keep flirting the whole charter, and Gael sends her boyfriend sad texts, but the only one she should be sending him is, “This isn’t going to work out; I need to suck face with an Irish man with questiona.
