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Keep Refreshing For The Latest WWE Raw Results Join Micheal Ornelas, and his Fine Dining Podcast where he teaches us the history of a place called “American Girl Café.” Where in the blue hell is that? Then! Now! Forever! Whenever! Wherever! We’re meant to be together! We start with “Main Event” Jey Uso opening the show, thus spitting in the face of his moniker! I kid, he’s here, and he’s hyped! Jey says MitB is Saturday, and only one person is going to get that briefcase, and it’s him. Chas Gable comes out, suited up, staring at the ladders set up on the stage.

He says ENOUGH! He doesn’t want to hear Yeet again! He informs the Boston idiots that YEET is not even a word. But what is a word? Miracle! He has overcome a vicious attack, his family leaving him, and two monsters last week. He’s going to give us another miracle this Saturday, and will call himself Master in the Bank.



Jey Uso: “Chad, what you doin here, man?” Jey brings up the attack, and Chad says he isn’t scared, Jey should be scared, he stole the fireflies. He is an innocent man. His family left him high and dry, they should be after Jey, the man who abandoned his family.

Jey takes offense, says he told Unc they could have th fireflies. He’ll take the mosquitos, some cockroaches even. He don’t want no smoke with the Wyatts.

Speaking of family, Gable’s fam only did what he did, and that was to get out from under manipulative— GABLE ATTACKS! Right hand, another, whip, Jey reverses,.

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