This season really is something. Most of what we’re getting is kids calling from home, lots of inane events, and Dolores settling for another no-good man who seems like he doesn’t want to entirely commit to her. Even when we get a sit-down between the different “sides” of the show, it ends like most of my sexual encounters: prematurely and before anyone is satisfied with what transpired.
But at least we finally got the Boujie Kidz fasjion shjow. The episode really kicks off when Jackie goes to Teresa’s house and the pair of them pretend that they actually like each other and this is not an arrangement of convenience. Teresa tells Jackie that she’s glad she finally “stood up for herself.
” How? By becoming friends with the woman who unfairly maligned her for seasons? Oh yeah, that’s really standing up for what’s right. Jackie tells her, “I was a broken person for so long, but I’m not anymore.” Let me get this straight: Jackie was broken, and that’s why she was friends with Melissa, the one who wasn’t spreading rumors about her husband having an affair, but now that she’s whole, she’s friends with Teresa? This makes no sense, and I hate that I ever once, for even a second, defended Jackie.
Next up is a lunch between Dolores and her boyfriend, Paulie, a bar of soap that somehow eroded itself into a real man. She asks him just how long it’s going to take him to get a divorce, and he’s like, shrug emoji . He tells her that even if he gets divor.