OK, WHAT? Apparently, there is a dog version of the Met Gala, known as the Pet Gala, and why has nobody ever told me about this before? Anyway, the Pet Gala, held May 20 in New York, is a benefit for the American Kennel Club’s nonprofit Museum of the Dog , and the pooches attend dressed in mini versions of what the stars wore to the Met Gala. This particular canine diva (whose name is Miley-Jo) is wearing a gown inspired by the enormous black gown worn by Cardi B . And I am DEAD now, people.

That dog is seriously slaying..