RAVE to the rain! Every bit is helping hold off the start of our fire season. RANT to jalapeño peppers! You used to be hot and spicy. Now you’re just a tiny bell pepper.

I’m switching to serranos. RAVE to the two people who smashed into my car at a stop light, beat me up, stole my wallet, cellphone and car, and left me bleeding on the pavement. Later in the emergency room, an electrocardiogram showed I had an affib heart rhythm, which led to many tests showing I probably would have had a heart attack within 2-3 months.

You saved my life. RANT AND RAVE Rant to our employers who make us work five days a week, leaving evenings and weekends to run errands, do chores and use our power tools on nice weekend days. Rave to our grown kids who came over on Mother’s Day and help us in our yards.

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