QUENTIN LETTS: Tiny Carla flashed her enviable gnashers...

so much for NHS dentistry being in disarray! By Quentin Letts for the Daily Mail Published: 18:08 EDT, 30 May 2024 | Updated: 18:17 EDT, 30 May 2024 e-mail View comments Amazing fangs. The Greens' election launch was dazzling, at least in the teeth department. The party's co-leaders, Carla Denyer and Adrian Ramsay, flashed enviable gnashers, as did some of their fellow candidates.

It must be all those carrot batons and sticks of celery in their herbivore diets. So much for NHS dentistry being in disarray. Unless, dread thought, these determinedly Left-leaning Greens are rich enough to go private.

There are two types of Green. One lot, as with Caroline Lucas who just quit as the party's sole MP, is a sleek version of Tom and Barbara Good and was educated somewhere like Malvern Girls' College or Roedean. The party's co-leaders, Carla Denyer and Adrian Ramsay, flashed enviable gnashers, as did some of their fellow candidates at their launch in Bristol Carla Denyer delivered a key speech which lacked policy and was heavy on slogans The other lot, seen shouting 'Allahu Akbar!' after recent elections in Leeds, is bearded and hotter on hookah pipes and nuking Israel than in making us eat artichokes.

Yesterday's launch, held at a former church in Bristol, was dominated by the Roedean tendency. They were fashionably groomed and radiated their own considerable virtue. Imagine an Alpha course open-day but with a less Old Testame.