CARS think they’re pretty clever. Well, they’re not. 5 The Polestar 4 has no back window Credit: Supplied 5 There is a roof-mounted camera that replaces the rear window Credit: Supplied 5 The Polestar 4 is loaded with unnecessary and expensive tech Credit: Supplied They beep and bong and flash up warnings when they think you’re speeding.
When you’re not. They twitch and vibrate when they think you’re straying over the white lines. When really you are trying to give a cyclist some space.
They slam on the emergency brakes out of nowhere when they think you are going to hit something in front. I have got eyes. They do work.
I was driving when cars still had chokes. You need to prod, swipe and scroll through submenus to find simple controls. Not easy when you’re doing 70mph on the M1.
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Sometimes the robot woman chips in when you’re having a conversation with your passenger. Mind your business . First motor WITHOUT a rear window will launch in the UK Now here’s a car that’s loaded with even more unnecessa.