OPINION One husband is exposed as a wannabe F-Boy during his bride’s explosive final vows, leaving all of us shocked except the producers who are sitting in the background rubbing their hands together like the evil little geniuses they are. Yes, Married At First Sight NZ is finally coming to an end and instead of raising a glass in their white dresses and celebrating finding love, two out of three of our brides have decided to neck the wine and write a speech messier than what your mate’s was at your 21st. Much like your fun aunty, we’re somewhere in the crowd shouting “you go girl!” While your boring uncle tells us we’ve had too much to drink.

Party pooper. For more Married At First Sight NZ news and all the recaps, click here . We start things off with expert John explaining that final vows are the moment our couples separate and decide whether they want to renew their vows.

If they choose no, we all pretend to be shocked and flabbergasted, and if they say yes, John gets to remind us that the experiment really does work and then puts a picture of the happy couple on his wall. He might struggle to find space along with the two other photos. We check in with Kara first who is still struggling with her trust issues despite Mike’s sister telling her Mike is a really nice guy and maybe she should check herself.

It seems to have had less impact than a Weight Watchers ad and after approximately one day, Kara’s back to thinking her husband isn’t the man for her an.