The world’s most boring tourist attraction has been named and its reviews are damning, with people calling it “miserable” “awful” and “rough”. has compiled the data on the world’s most boring attractions by analysing 66.7 million Google reviews of 3,290 popular worldwide, spanning 384 cities across 71 countries.
By checking the frequency of 11 boredom-related keywords, a run down of the most useless attractions was made. Top of the list? Branson Scenic Railway in Branson, Missouri. With a three-star rating on , you’d be forgiven for thinking the railway doesn’t deserve its place at the helm of the S.
S Mind Numbing - but the reviews really push home just how dull this ride is. “Website made you believe that you were going to see fantastic views of the Ozarks,” one person wrote. “I saw rock ledges, dead trees, trash, homeless camps, the darkness of a long tunnel, and then got to see it again on the way back.
” Another wrote: “Entire ride with the exception of the stopping and turning around point, there were no views. Trees lines the track on both sides. Literally couldn’t see the forest for the trees.
" Others mentioned how stiflingly hot the train was, as well as the extortionate price for food and drinks on board. Even the more positive reviews for the train are tinged with boredom. One tourist wrote: “Great nostalgia of being on an old railway and passenger cars.
Conductor had great personality and narration was good. Ride was relaxing. Howev.