It’s the that has been titillating and the online blind item world alike: who had explosive, catastrophic diarrhoea at ‘s house? After a week of wondering, it seems that we have an answer. Last week, a rumour appeared in the celebrity gossip newsletter about a house party that took place at Paltrow’s Hamptons home. “It’s not all shits and giggles for New York’s upper crust as they head to the Hamptons for the summer season.
It’s mostly just shits,” the blind item began. Juicy intel already, no? “The story goes that a recent houseguest of Gwynnie’s catastrophically shat themselves in bed while staying there, then fled back to the city before they had a chance to face the music,” the anonymous poster continued. “Gwynnie’s guest won’t be the only shitter in the Hamptons this year.
Ozempic-induced diarrhoea is becoming a very hot topic of conversation between hosts there – because so many of their guests are using it. So expect laundrettes to be fully booked from July 4th.” Meanwhile, an anonymous person wrote in to Deuxmoi with tea on the situation: “A NYC-based wordsmith did something really shitty at a certain A list actress turned entrepreneur’s beachside abode,” the post read.
“And THIS rumour is making the rounds around major Hollywood heavy hitters.” The story then recounts how a “permanent ‘friend of’” had a “crappy incident” at her home and “didn’t even bother to clean up after himself, but instead, left money for.