Does size matter? From a corner, the answer is probably yes, but the jury is still out when it comes to getting frisky between the sheets. And that's perfect too, as the Netherlands have us outgunned in a good old 'schlong off'. and the Netherlands will renew their rivalry on Wednesday (July 10) evening in the semi-final of - and it's good job the result will only come down to football.
You see the boffins over at have gathered data on average penis sizes to reveal the countries with the largest members. The Three Lions are among the favourites to win this summer's Euro 2024 tournament and you can get your hands on the brand new Nike and kits before the first whistle. From £84.
99 And let's just say there might be a spring in the step of the Dutch - who know a thing or two about windmills. The men of the Netherlands, according to the research, have the biggest nether regions in Europe - averaging 6.14 inches when fully erect.
And that number is quite a bit, erm, longer, than England's 5.63in average (the 60th largest in the world). It's not the end of the world, we've sort of seen off bigger, drawing to Denmark (5.
93) and Slovenia (5.52) - but we have beat Slovakia (5.59) and Switzerland (5.
61). And a match-up with Spain (5.31) in the final, easy work.
Now we all know size doesn't matter, it's about how you use it - and has struggled with how best to use his squad. The England boss has struggled with his left-hand side, and the injury to Luke Shaw that has kept him to one app.