Lighthearted Bible jokes for hilarious holy moments Bible jokes for kids Bible jokes for adults Short funny Bible jokes Hilarious Bible verses What does the Bible say about jokes? Who was the first person mentioned in the Bible as laughing? Who was punished for laughing in the Bible? When was medicine first mentioned in the Bible? When God gave Moses two tablets. Who was the biggest sinner in the Bible? Moses. He broke all ten commandments at once.
How do you make Holy Water? Get regular water and boil the devil out of it. Who is the most excellent babysitter mentioned in the Bible? David. He rocked Goliath to a profound sleep.
Who was the most intelligent man in the Bible? Abraham. He knew a Lot. Why did Moses cross the Red Sea? To get to the other side.
What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden? Your mother ate us out of the house. Why didn’t they play cards on the Ark? Because Noah was standing on the deck. Which area of Palestine was incredibly wealthy? The area around the River Jordan.
The banks were always overflowing. How long did Cain hate his brother? As long as he was Abel. Where is the first baseball game in the Bible? In the big inning.
Eve stole first, and Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.
What was the first word out of Adam’s mouth when he first saw Eve? Whoa man! Thus, the word “woman” was created. Why couldn’t Jonah trust the ocean? Because he knew there was someth.