UK expat's brutal rant about the 'makeup wearing' men, unbearably cold weather and road rage in Australia: 'Insane lunatics' Englishman listed the let-downs of living in Australia But he admits he still loves it because he 'fits right in' with the 'lunatics' READ MORE: British expat lists what not to do when travelling in Australia By Amanda Bechara For Daily Mail Australia Published: 00:39, 19 June 2024 | Updated: 00:58, 19 June 2024 e-mail View comments A British man living in Australia has unleashed a no-holds-barred rant about all the things nobody told him before he moved Down Under. Andrew Lea, an experienced dog trainer who goes by Dogman Downunder , sent Facebook into a frenzy this week with his epic tirade about living in Australia. Andrew, who lives in Warwick, Queensland , was told Australia was the 'land of milk and honey' with 'large, cheap houses' and 'jobs galore'.
Thinking it all sounded wonderful he and his partner left 'chilly England behind' but were dismayed to discover a 'great divide between the city and the country'. 'The men in the city spend more time putting on makeup than the women. They go around in mobs talking about hair gel when they are not staring at their latest game on the phone,' he said.
British expat Andrew Lea was in for a rude shock upon relocating to Australia But then he met the men in the countryside who 'eat raw crocodiles for breakfast and walk around in bare feet in the scrub ignoring the seventeen most deadliest snakes in the wor.
