Christmas came early for Jimmy Kimmel , who gleefully responded to Donald Trump ‘s guilty verdict last night on Jimmy Kimmel Live . The late-night host opened the show by announcing, “We have a verdict in the case of the people vs. OJ.
.. I mean DJ.
.. Donald John Trump is guilty of 34 felony charges.
After seven long weeks, the courtroom is empty and Donald Trump’s diaper is full.” He explained the New York jury’s relatively quick decision was unanimous, marking the first-ever criminal conviction of an American president. “You do have to hand it to him,” Kimmel said.
“No president has ever been convicted more than Donald Trump. How long before he starts bragging about this?” Kimmel praised the jurors, noting, “We should automatically make those jurors the new Supreme Court.” Sentencing for Trump will be held on July 11, which Kimmel noted “happens to be the same day Aaron Burr shot Alexander Hamilton, and it’s the day El Chapo escaped from prison.
” “Will the judge send him to Rikers Island?” Kimmel wondered. “Will he get probation? Maybe they’ll put him under house arrest. Oh man, for Melania, that is a double whammy with cheese is what that is.
Apparently he could even be sentenced to community service. The judge could make him pick up trash along the side of the road. No joke! I vote for that.
That is a beautiful image. Imagine Trump with a Hefty bag picking up ketchup packets with one of those grabber pole things.” The host also recount.
