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I WAS out canvassing on my local High Street. The sun was shining and I had a spring in my step. I saw a little old lady coming towards me with her shopping trolley.

“Good morning madam! What a beautiful day! Can I count on your vote in the forthcoming election?” I asked, beaming. “You should be bloody hanged,” she replied, and went into ­Morrisons. I can tell you, that deflated my optimism for a moment.



Truth be told we’ve had a great reception out on the streets. Mostly. She’s the only person who ­actually thought I should be killed, anyway.

Well, the only one who TOLD me I should be killed. Maybe there’s thousands of them. Hmm.

The thing I hear most often is about Labour. If I had a pound for every time someone has said: “Well, they can’t be any worse, can they?” I wouldn’t need to get my deposit back. That’s the overall message.

People are probably going to vote for the Labour Party . But they are not doing so with any great enthusiasm. The least awful of two pretty bad options.

Believe me, nobody has said: “Ooh, that Keir Starmer’s absolutely terrific, isn’t he? What a guy.” They said that about Tony Blair in 1997. There’s no great feeling around that Sir Keir’s Labour Party will change the way we live for the ­better, as there was back then.

Just a relief that we might be able to get rid of the Tories, at last. People are tired of them. Tired of the incompetence and arrogance.

I hear that an awful lot, as I pound the streets. Torie.

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