If you would’ve told me I’d be living in a world where wasn’t even considered the top five Sexiest Men Alive in the UK, I’d tell you you were a liar straight out the pits of hell. But that’s exactly what world I’m living in thanks to where, in a shocking twist, British journalist Jeremy Clarkson took the top spot. Immediately following were: Marvel star Tom Holland, Prince William, Gareth Southgate, Cillian Murphy (who’s Irish by the way) and, in spot number six, Idris Elba.
What in the entire hell is this?! Number six? Have y’all seen Idris Elba? I mean, really, have you all gotten a good look with both eyes at the beautiful man that is Idris Elba? Since the very first time us folks here in America saw him as Stringer Bell in “The Wire,” we’ve had a longstanding para-social love affair. It’s the reason why his current wife (I don’t see anyone clamoring to cuff Mr. Clarkson like that.
..just saying.
) What’s even more incredulous is that Clarkson y of using racial slurs, and homophobic language, assaulting people, and being outright offensive. If bigotry is the new sexy, then folks in the UK have a bigger problem then this wack-ass list. The fact that in the year of our Lord 2024, five other (let’s admit it.
..non-sexy) men made it in front of Elba is not only shocking, it’s appalling, shameful, distressing, jarring and a decision that leaves me truly flabbergasted.
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