Lillie Rohan is an Auckland-based reporter covering lifestyle and entertainment stories who joined the Herald in 2020. She specialises in all things relationships and dating, OPINION: Married At First Sight New Zealand returned on Sunday night with one groom announcing life was better when you were “not dumping your ejaculate”, while a bride confessed there was only “one meat stick” she liked - and if you think this means they’ll be coupled up together, think again. Grab your blue, grab your borrowed and grab your best mate New Zealand, because our very own version of the sensational show has returned to our screens, adding a bit of spice to your Sunday, Monday and Tuesday nights.
Season teaser trailer In a short teaser for the fourth season of the much-loved show, we get a peek at what’s to come over the next two months, and tissues are needed - stat. MAFS royalty John Atkin announces in a voice-over, “It is the start of an epic journey”, and I can’t slap my hand over my mouth fast enough before an “is it?” slips out. A post shared by ThreeNow (@threenewzealand) While we all know the show is a journey, past seasons have shown us it’s more of a “hang on, is my TV wife hooking up with another TV groom?” (cough, season two Monique and Gareth, cough) and less of an “epic” one.
Then again, beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and my glass of Central Otago rose is already poured, so will I watch anyway? You betcha. Our sneak peek continues and with.
